if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Did we have sex?
No you put the condom on then passed out on the bed so I left
My face smells like last night's lay. I need a whore bath. Or a corndog.
i found your underwear in my bra... i dont even remember how this happened.
shit. all i remember is the look on your moms face.
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
I woke up on top of his counter next to a pot of boiling water and an empty package of ramen... what happened to the ramen, we will never know.
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
I'm allotting you four buildings to piss on tonight. Choose wisely.
While I'm here in reality dreaming of catching chili cheese fries with my mouth out of t shirt guns like Jesus is real
I’m sorry I got high and yelled about the patriarchy.
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
When my card got declined you bought the vibrator without me even asking. This is what friendship is.
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