this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
Just found a bottle of tequila in the washer.
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
Clearly the ONLY reason why you were voted employee of the month is because of your upside-down beer funneling skills.
Although I'm glad you didn't let my climb in the sink, I really wish you would have let me pretend to be a duck in the shower for a little longer
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
I'm hungover from the 8pm vodka and still drunk from the 5am beer.
Randomize
