i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?
I've come to realize that after waking up this morning for work no one wins in bar dice.
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
Dude, seduce him with cookies. You almost turned me gay with scones. Don't be surprised when they get you laid.
I'm not about to serve this country to fuckin not have rum and cheezits for breakfast
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
Stocking up on Wasabi powder. Nobody's tampons are safe.
Gay?
German.
Pity.
If I don't singlehandedly make your gf realize she needs to straighten the fuck up or ruin your relationship before I leave I have failed you as a friend.
His wedding band got caught on my nipple ring and that's how I realized he was married
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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