: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
and I'm going to name my autobiography "blow jobs with enthusiasm are the best"
I'm naming my autobiography "Reasons Not to Date Girls From Texas."
strippers are much less mysterious after you sleep with them
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
So much rum. So many feels.
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
Dude, I'm trippin balls. For real, I thought this bag on my floor was my dog for the longest time...
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too
I'm so drunk and angry about the Michigan game the fact of my relationship being over doesn't matter
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