I want to buy you liquor! I want to kiss your face.
saw "Pah-jure" lube. Thought of you. Wearing the same clothes to work tomorrow.
I stayed in, ate a pint of Hagen daas and watched a movie about aids. Soooooooo single.
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
Getting stoned and going to costco. If i'm not back by dawn, you know what to do.
No, seriously, 1.5 gallons of sangria plus two days of untapped cock. Waiting here. For you.
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
Just had lapdance from stripper that had her 5th kid 28 hours earlier. A for work ethic.
I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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