Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Words of Wisdom: ordering a pitcher of whiskey cokes, putting a straw in it, and calling it your drink is not socially acceptable
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
Using Dr. Seuss quotes to ask me how badly I want your penis is not appropriate.
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
When i say that im working late and also have a paper to write before 9am tomorrow all i want u to respond is saying that ur gunna come over and sexually distract me from my responsibilities. Not a fucking frowny face.
Sorry. Im on my way.
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
I hate it when fuck holes buy me drinks at the bar. You don't know my order. You don't know me. You don't know where I've been. You don't know my life.
I hate waking up Sunday morning and thinks "how many friends did I lose last night".... Normally it's between 1-5.
How do you explain to a guy that he's like a little puppy dog that you play with, but then leave at the shelter to go home to your German Shepard?
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
I've realized that my life is a cycle of high that is only broken by sobering up at work, which only happens because I can't smoke more
Congrats, you are the first person our bartender ever met that actually needed wheeled out of a bar in a wheelchair. He said you were his hero.
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