And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
The bartender laughed but the manager kicked me out when the mom conplained. There's no way my fart harmed that baby in any way
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
My Valentine's Day plans just drastically changed... My F buddy just ran into my gf...in my driveway.
You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
Its official the day you get back into town we are having a going away to jail party for me. My last wish before prison is to shit faced drunk with you, get into a fist fight, and then cuddle up and fall asleep. Just like old times <3
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
Oh my fucking god, I was conceived on the first date.
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
When you realized the door was unlocked, you did the mission impossible yheme song and snuck into the bathroom. And continued it while you peed.
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