Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
You now know someone who has just successfully talked his way out of being arrested for breaking into the town library at midnight. Ive been home for too long.
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
Either im tripping real hard, or there's a legit land shark in my apartment.
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
I needed tweezers to get my thong out of my ass this morning.
Two questions: Did you enjoy your birthday present and how did i wake up with glitter all over my dick?
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
We saw the mini basketball hoop and unicycle and just knew we had to create a new sport
Drunk minds think alike
Almost gave myself a concussion stealing a stuffed unicorn hanging on a street sign but hey I got home safe
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