well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
i have some very unhappy turtles in my backseat
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
We had to go to his parents last night for dinner & ended up having a quickie in the bathroom while everyone else was outside smoking.. This is why we have a successful marriage.
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
Ok here's the state of the situation: We're alone in a strange city with strange people with nothing but alcohol and sprite, I think we're gonna make it.
is telling someone you can be his trophy wife the same as proposing?
You said too many real things and now I need to crawl back inside my protective fort of sarcasm, being an asshole, and sass
the fact that you beer bonged rum made me so proud, the fact that you threw up an entire footlong tuna melt after... not so much babe
You faceplanted on the railroad tracks and when I tried to tell you to get up, you told me you were "taking a quick breather"
Actually new year, new me. I haven’t had sex yet so technically I’ve been a virgin all year.
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