Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
my mouth smells like i just ate out a crab.
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
I can't help but feel like we would be friends still if my phone didn't always capitalize BUTTLOAD...
I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
last night i reached the point where my boob implants paid for themselves in free drinks. to celebrate lets go out and get more free drinks tonite.
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
She invited us over for cocaine and donuts
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns
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