hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
What time are you coming? Can you stop and get mouse traps and trojans?
You have mice?
no why?
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
Swear to god this chicks brother got let out of jail for the weekend for the sole purpose of cock blocking me
she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
and ive been naked for the greater part of the evening. alone, drunk, and naked. i think that is how all great interventions start.
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
Would you mind pretending to be lesbians just for like three emails?
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
You know that if they offer you a bagel they are determined to sleep with you, right?
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
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