So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
you don't know true fear until you are a convinced that velociraptors are trying to kill you through your roof.
There is booty call etiquette, and he just isn't following it. I'm not making you breakfast, gtfo.
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
It's a good thing my liver is flexible because a lesser man would be dead
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
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