turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
I'm pretty sure we've had sex a bunch more times than we've hugged. So hugs are weird when they happen.
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
Alright fuck it. Alcoholic Jamie is back and here to stay.
People around me are just doing lines of cocaine. Like its no big deal. And I'm just here like.... Y'all want some cheezits?
I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
Who's the captain of your team? Captain Morgan as usual?
And me
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
My sex life is driven by spite and alcohol
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
Idk if I want to put a bra on
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