he said he didn't have a condom.
and you said?
that that's fine cause i was ready to be a mom. yeah - he magically had a condom he forgot about after that.
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
Just stared at a tree for a solid 5 minutes because I thought a German Shepard was perched on a limb.
I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
So as a result of a tragic manscaping accident I've had to shave all the hair off of my legs. The result is... not great
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
Can you bring me some underwear? I feel uncomfortable going underwear less at a Remembrance Day ceremony.
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
Sorry I blacked out in bed
it was real late and you were brushing your teeth with miller light. it was bound to happen.
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
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