Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
please quote me on this- the only thing worse than being ugly is being ugly and thinking that you're pretty
no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
I love being Chipotle's first beer sale of the morning.
why does drunk me think that doing things like throwing up on my desk and all over my 15 page lab report is okay
SHE'S PREGNANT AS SHIT, AND I JUSR PEELED A CLEMENTINE TO CHASE SHOTS WITH!! COULD LIFE GET ANY BETTER!?
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
