I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
After four attempts, his condom would not flush. I had to remove it with salad tongs.
You know, there is no convenient place for your beer when you are on shrooms taking a shower.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
I AM VODKA MAN
I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
I got some blow and a hand job from one of the strippers. So I guess I'm getting over the divorce.
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