Taylor Swift is so right about you.
but instead of smelling like hand cream and homemade cookies, she smells like a yeast infection.
Rule #1. Nothing comes between you and fantasy sports. Not even a hot chick willing to give you a blow job
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
I woke up in the closet and then I found my shirt in a bag of Doritos... how does that work out?
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
So he called his lawyer from the bar to confirm the cost of hitting the douchebag before flooring him. I respect his planning skills.
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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