you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
nothing like smoking out of your roommate's bong with your mom to celebrate the rising of christ
he is risen halelujah
I vaguely remember stopping for a bag of bugles and some lube and then I woke up this morning with melted chocolate on my hands. I think I love him
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
I never thought I would have to get vodka suctioned out of my ear
Sometimes I get in situations where I realize they think I'm smarter than I am and then it's just one more thing I have to fake.
I'm about to be a big disappointment.
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
BUT I think maybe Thursday in celebration of America we should probably tan and see how fast we can finish everything in the liquor cabinet.
It's funny when you can't take a fishing boat because you fucked the captains wife
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
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