When you only buy popcorn and condoms at the grocery store they know whats up.
i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
He's fat, has man boobs, and is uncircumsized. I feel like I won the last woman on earth prize.
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
i promise the blood crusted on your tits is from him motorboating you after he tripped into the pool stick. nothing else.
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
I asked him to get me another beer, and he started making muffins.
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
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