dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
I'm gonna stay in bed all day and watch porn in an attempt to stay warm.
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
Gold rum. Strong marijuana. Jabba the Hut in stilettos. Deep thigh bruise. Yes, thal all happened. Sorry dude.
I just learned my tits were fire resistant. I should join the freakin circus
The best part about being single is knowing how much everyone secretly creeps behind their gf/bfs back. You wouldn't believe..Have a great date night!
There should be a company that sends nadgrams. They're like candy grams except the recipient gets kicked in the balls.
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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