found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
I threw up into my coffee this morning.
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
we were walking and you spelled the word "oats" to prove you weren't drunk.
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
I was about to attempt a citizen's arrest on my RA
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
I'm gonna eat more dunkaroos to cope with what's in my vagina.
Tell me why i have 60 matches in 72 hours on tinder. Can i sell my tinder account like people used to sell their myspace pages and tumblrs when they had a lot of followers? Is that a thing?
what happened last night?
we watched you eat an entire bag of dorritos in the pouring rain... you refused to come inside
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
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