Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
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I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
Im so hungover that my 6 year old cousine made me aspirine and coffee out of playdoh...
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
You took it upon yourself to rid the world of them, and by that I mean you dressed up as Batman and started kicking them in the shins.
Yeah. Let's save our goodbyes for when I'm obnoxiously and embarrassingly drunk and more than likely naked.
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
I sat on my couch last night watching What Women Want, eating ice cream, and sobbing "why doesn't she like me?" Why was I born a man?
My skirt was too short for the church and I brought my flask to the Scrooge play. God bless us, everyone!
Worst. Date. Ever. He peeled a layer of bread off his mini burger buns because they had "too many carbs".
You fell out of his top bunk onto his set of golf clubs. After seeing blood on your leg, you proceeded to sing "the first cut is the deepest" while sprawled on the golf clubs
there must be tiny pirates in the freezer stealing our rum.
My roommate made maccoroni last nigh dropped the bowl off the counter knocking it into the dog bowl he picked up the dog bowl and started eating it claiming it was te worst Mac and cheese ever and if he wasnt so high he would stop eating it hahahaha
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