We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
is this the sara with the beer cane?
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
Remember the time we were horrifically hung over, went to mcdonalds, an you merely felt the weight of the mcnuggets box and knew there was an extra?
like it was yesterday
There's a wake for a coworker on 420 during te time of 420... Hoping everyone will be too sad to notice how high I am.
You face planted into a car door. And somehow didn't drop your burrito.
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
My hands always smell like pizza crust when im hungover.
We decided to make playlists for each other. Do you know any songs that say "sorry I'm not as hot as your prostitute ex?"
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
You know, finding my first grey pube at 34 is FAR more distressing than finding that first grey hair at 13.
I DO NOT FUCKING WANT OR NEED THIS INFORMATION!
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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