their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
I tried telling you she just blew me in the bathroom but you were too busy making out with her to listen
But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
He said his penis was a 1 woman penis with a conscience an I was that woman...technically a declaration of commitment rite?
Walked into my campus store carrying a pitcher of sangria. No fucks given. Also this recipe is banging.
every Thursday i draw one of my friends names out of a hat to choose who i will drunkenly text all weekend
Good thing my vagina doesn't have a chronometer on it. I'm sure my fiance would be horrified. Probably 10 miles from this past weekend alone.
They say find what you're good at... Evidently that's showing up late for everything, drinking, and eating cheese for me.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
So there is a 50% chance that he just left my house and a 100% chance that I have to be up for work in 2 hours...
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
Randomize
