Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
Manscaping on you would be like trying to clean up the oil spill with a dixie cup.
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
i lost my airplane ticket and tried to board with a bar receipt in all the confusion. i have officially lost all brain cells in college.
Dude just slipped a $20 into the jukebox at that restaurant we were escorted out of last Mardi GRAS. Hope they enjoy Justin Bieber's Baby cause they're gonna hear it 40 fucking times.
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
Apparently I made a stripper cry last night when I paid her $10 to go away
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
I had a face to face conversation with her vagina, asking it not to make me look bad.
We poured some Korbel out for our homie Dick Clark.
so it turns out the huge bruises on my knees are from drunk bmxing and not getting railed from behind on the ground
and ill have you know that I only wiped out twice
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
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