Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
my mkouth tastes houw teh zoo smelllls
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
Just checked an empty cooler on the flight to Notre Dame. You don't have to tell me you're jealous, I already know.
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
At the ER. Dropped bottle lead to cut foot which led to me drunk hitting on doctors. Not going well.
Just re-gained consciousness in the freshman girls dorm. Normally this would be awesome but I'm on the floor surrounded by chicks doing their homework. This makes me uncomfortable but I don't think they know I'm awake yet. If I b-line for the door can you come get me?
I just took a shot out of my supervisors unzipped jeans. Our staff parties are getting a little too personal
There was a comma in between her and dick. I was calling you a dick. Jesus.
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
I just wanted to personally thank you for throwing clementine slivers at me across the room while we made out
Cooked. Eating pizza. Didn't have a napkin so I took my shirt off and I'm using it.
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
we are not getting arrested this weekend. I don't care who I have to blow its just not happening.
Randomize
