Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
you better believe me or I'll punch you in the face
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
Have you ever seen a midget fist pump? BEST. THING. EVERRRRR.
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
I wish on days I started my period Chipotle would come to my house with a burrito bar ... Then give me a chocolate cake and a large beer.
I caved man... I fucked her so vigorously, desperately trying to correct her wonky eye. My determination was relentless.
You are a terrible person.
I just try to be optimistic...
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
dying me prepared for dead me... i woke up with my laptop open to the last snl episode, a bottle of gatorade, advil and a bag of chocolate all next to me
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
So it turns out strippers do encores if enough people yell. Encore song: Self Esteem.
Already drunk, almost got in a fight with a bunch of irish chicks. And another with canadians. On my way to get a tattoo. I plan to regret this trip.
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