you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
Words of wisdom-never eat a peanut-butter covered banana on a construction site ever again
My professor just used "labia" and "numchucks" in the same sentence. I am dying.
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
i woke up to the sound of my dad getting blown. this is my life
She just told me she blew the waiter in the bathroom. Should I still leave a tip?
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
I asked a lamppost to be my valentine. Also: I'm wearing a sombrero. We need more sombrero in our lives.
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
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