Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
I have got to lose weight!! Apparently no one wants to fuck a fat chick with herpes.
yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
Can I just say that you're probably one of my favorite people to have sex with and then eat hummus with at 3:45am?
PLEASE DON'T BE HEARTLESS COME AND GET ME FROM THE BAR I'M HIGH AS SHIT AND I LOST MY SHOES
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
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