she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
If my nicknames are based on what I throw up, you can call me Jimmy Johns
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
Saw a guy in a chef outfit covered in mustard talking jiberish into his phone running across the skywalk.
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
We smoked a blunt in a stall where a drag queen was fucking a bartender in the ass. So theres gonna be a second date :)
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
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