Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
Please forgive me. I will pay for your emergency room visit.
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
Every morning i wake up and check his twitter like a horoscope
the last three girls i tried to get with all believed in abstinence... i think gods trying to keep me from being a father
i think girls just don't want to fuck you
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
He was pretty out of it. He heard crickets outside, and thought it was the laptop. So he put his ear to it, rubbed the keyboard, and said "tell me your secrets."
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
He just gave a drunken 7 minute speech on how to make the perfect grilled cheese. he explained types of butter and cheeses....i think i love him
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
I saw a kid peeing outback so I yelled "you have a small pecker, but its ok cuz when life gives you lemons..." and proceeded to throw lemons at him
So the pizza place just called me after an hour saying they don't have dough
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
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