im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
you started looking at my couch laughing and saying to it "she thinks I'm talking to you" then proceeded to laugh and talk to the couch some more.
Fuck. I have to get my shit together by lunch. Mission impossible.
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
Okay, new plan. Get drunk, eat breadsticks. It's going to be great.
I just took a service station dump so foul I had to buy gas out of guilt
Bro you were on fire last night...like a less Irish version of Liam Neeson
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
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