I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
Just chased the kids into the backyard with kitchen knives. Best. Babysitters. Ever.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
At one point, the guy you were fucking high-fived with the guy I was fucking. We should hang out with them again?
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
Perfect. And my grandma just called me and talked to me for eighteen minutes telling me that she was worried because of my Halloween costume that I'm not a Christian and that I'm not eating. Wtf.
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
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