You're a big dope. Life is about fighting for what you want, not accepting what you hate.
Why does tequilla always make you text me?
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
That's the last time I fill my pockets with sushi.
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
we were so high last night we were cutting bread with my iphone
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
Was it high me or sober me who put those Jolly Rancher sticks in the freezer? I'd be soooo impressed if it was high me.
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
I've just informed her that you've voted her Chief-Adult-In-Charge-Of-Shit and that she will take the oath of office on Fri Dec 14th at 8 pm with her hand on a bottle of Jager.
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
Do you remember telling the Uber driver that "his cologne makes you want to bone"?
I seriously thought Satan had his hand up my asshole and was pulling out my soul. Never. Again.
sometimes i like to lay one the floor and pretend im a carrot.
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