I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
I forgot to tell you the best part. The folded up paper he wrote his number on opened up to be a picture of him when he was younger wearing a Columbia tshirt in front of NASA and in pen said his name and "space consultant."
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
Guy hitting on me at bar is guy who's Craigslist ad we laughed at the other night. Not even kidding.
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
Just had an hour long talk with a woman, turns out she's the mom of the guy i lost my virginity to. Even better his dog was also present.. Meeting the family at its best?
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
I took a sleeping pill while he was in the bathroom. Time for a game of how long can we bang before I fall asleep.
You are both horrible and amazing
Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
He stopped in the middle of us fucking so he could turn on lithuanian techno music. And the sad thing is that it was the best sex of my life.
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