East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
I just got sparklers from my secret santa. Drunken sledding just got to a whole new level of dangerous
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
As I was leaving the drunk tank the cop told me he had a feeling we would be meeting again real soon.
There's 12 honey baked hams in my fridge. I vaguely recalled you organizing a "Midnight Ham Run."
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
all i remember of last night is that i was drinking jameson and then NOTHING i do remember walking a dog though\nwhich is sooo fucking weird
OH MY GOD ITS COMING BACK I PUT THE DOG IN THE HOTTUB TOO
the last call horn was blaring when I tried peeling you off the bathroom floor than you uttered "Ill take the toothless one.'
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
So when he asked me to go on a date tonight, I didn't think the words "have you tried a suppository" would be part of the evening.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
Next time you decide to post pictures of yourself in your underwear on facebook, please don't tag me as your bulge.. My mom spent 10 minutes looking for me in that picture. I had to tell her I was hiding.
She shit herself again. We're calling her the "Queen of Sharts".
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