And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
we've coined the Sunday morning ritual of taking out our puke-filled trash cans as The Trash Of Shame
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
He was a foot taller than me and my hands were bigger than his, it's called Pity head
It doesn't matter how nice the shirt you wore to the bar was, you still shouldn't have worn it to a job interview
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