we're chasing vodka with high fives
I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
imagine playing with puppies while we're drunk.
Like... we could film it and put like, "do you believe in magic" as the backround song and it would be complete joy.
i just threw up a quarter into the urinal in the bathroom at the bar. everybody else stared then cheered. that drunk
You lured him into the bathroom with a trail of jello shots, then proceeded to barricade the door with duct tape. You really should have thought that one through..
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
I am 48% hangover, 48% bruises and 2% fingers I'm texting with.
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
Today is going to be the longest game of "was that a fart, or do I need to go wipe?" I have ever played. Maybe the most challenging too.
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
You think your roommate is bad? The guy they paired me with is such a nerd, his very presence at a party blocks every cock in the room.
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