Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
We can't ever have kids because there's a chance that they'll end up just like us.
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
I passed out leaning next to a light pole. When the cop woke me up at 4 AM, I told him I was a block away from the apt, just had to stop to make a puke pit stop.
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
So, I just ordered a breathalyzer for this weekend. I figured if I'm getting shitfaced, I should at least be scientific about it.
Oh god I found a set of car keys in my pocket, and I have no idea who's they are
Randomize
