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How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
Did you get my bra back of the bartender?
I seriously think we need to revision your idea of 'keeping a low profile'
I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
chimney cleaner pole that expands when button is pushed then pull out. Remember that. We have to patent it.
Who are you high with right now?
Imagine if you could have something so delicious, like your taste buds went on LSD while eating a chocolate tiramisu. That's the opposite of what cum tastes like.
You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
you were drunkenly making out with a 20-something in front of your wife. at least the guy your wife left with was decent looking.
He congratulated me by offering up free orgasms.. I told him I also had a birthday last month we needed to celebrate.. He was there in ten minutes.
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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