My penis looks like a roll of pennies
Oh. Ok. I get the hint.
Like a roll of pennies where the paper got wet & then dried all wrinkly and weird...
Also, i'm pretty sure i've had my birth control pill stuck in my throat since like...two pm. So i'll be practicing safe oral sex tonight.
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
I just found a hunk of ham in my back jeans pocket from god knows when. We gotta stop going so ham.
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
BEHOLD THE MORNING PIGEON
SANCTIFY THE CHALK TADPOLE
THERE IS NO SOBRIETY. ONLY ZUUL.
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
We were at dinner and dad asked me to pass the salt and I suddenly remembered doing body shots when I was blacked out last weekend.
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
Pro: 2020 made it easier to hook up with strippers
Con: explaining to Kari why there’s always strippers at our house
Pro: there’s always strippers at our house
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