he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
Successful New Year's Eve:: Your first shower of the year is on Jan. 2nd... 'cause you didn't trust yourself to stand up long enough on Jan. 1st. Hello 2010.
two words: fractured penis. two more: emergency room.
Then we managed to set a grill and all 24lbs of meat on it on fire. I didn't help because I was filled with alcohol and extra flammable.
Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
I woke up to her staring at me in a corner moaning over and over again about how good the pie crust tasted
just spent the last 4 hours covering his room in sticky notes. Viva Drunk Thursdays.
Just got escorted to my 7:45 class by an old woman because I was too hungover to not realize I was four floors too high.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
I got a text saying, "It's so great to throw tomatoes at seagulls."
I should've realized you were drunk when you began to point at my crotch while yelling "Funland!!!"
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
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