he confessed his love for me, threw up on my pillow and then fell asleep on said pillow. i met him last night.
better than last weekend. things are really looking up for you.
She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
he asked me if i wanted "a hit" off his inhaler. its definitely time for a new roommate
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
playing nyquil roulette. it entails taking shots of nyquil and hoping it doesnt kick in during sex or in public. game on.
"So you think you can dance" turned into "so you think you can run and slide across the bar"...Jack Daniels wins
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
Ended up in some house where this dude has a $1200 leopard cat
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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