Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
I don't know how to tell my mom that I'm not sober enough to drive to the dentist...
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
I've banged too many servicemen's wives to still be considered an American.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
She was yelling at the tater tots, "In five minutes, you're going in my mouth!"
I think I might start referring to your vagina as a separate being now
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
Just reached for my phone in my non existant pocket while it was in my hand.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
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