Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
You know you're on day 1 of your period when the new mcdonalds commercial makes you cry
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
Mom said you looked used
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
Nope, sorry. Already took my bra off. All down hill from here. My next act will be crying, singing, and eating girl scout cookies in the shower. You can come watch the shit show though.
"you can only have my number if you answer all the questions on this trivial pursuit card correctly"
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
Is it weird that I only look up my ex on Twitter when I take a shit? May have conditioned myself to associate him with shit
YOU RAISED A SWORD OVER YOUR HEAD AND SCREAMED AT HIM WHAT THE FUCK ELSE DID YOU THINK WOULD HAPPEN?!
Please god tell me you aren't pregaming your date alone.
there is glitter all over my balls
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