Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
you tried to do a keg stand and ended up flipping over it and onto the table
he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
Dude i was hungover i didnt know she was in the shower, she screamed i screamed we all screamed and i just so happend to piss in the shower.
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
Until you have had Country Grammar stuck in your head whilst writing a Supreme Court brief you've never lived.
BILL GATES DONALD TRUMP LET ME IN NOW
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
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