So I just found panties on our kitchen floor that had a slit in the vagina section. Does that mean shes open for sex, or she has a penis?
I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
Check if I'm alive tomorrow. If not, tell my parents I died happy and that there's a gay cheerleader in the spare bedroom
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
i'm glad we've gotten to the point in our relationship where I can eat peach rings off your penis.
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
Idk what the interview would be like but I imagine you in a suit and tie surveying a nervous freshman and eventually leading him into a labyrinth of debauchery and clapping him on the back, saying "welcome to the fraternity, son"
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
The ONLY reason I am doing laundry is because all my sweatpants are dirty.
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
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