i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
I am trying to think of a way to tell him about thanksgiving and the following weekend in a way that makes me sound funny and exciting and not like an alcoholic
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
Whiskey dick is like insurance for making bad decisions
ugh... fuck pirate breakfast. my head is like thirsty.
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
You should feel special! You're also the only person I've ever punched during sex
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
I’ve wanted to home wreck him since their wedding. It was a dream come true
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
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