how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
We're 17 hours into a 3 day weekend, and he's already shitfaced. He fell of the dock TWICE and insisted on wearing a life jacket on dry land.
Baked and hanging out with Al from Home Improvement's son. You can't make this shit up. Tuh-rippin balls
Dude. It's not even nine. I don't know yet.
Drink number four. Don't even tell me about its not even nine
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
I DMed the cop that arrested me to come unlock my keys out if my car today
Apparently chalking everything I've done these past 48 hours to the fact that it was homecoming, is like a "get out of jail free" card.
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
I'm slowly getting to where I don't hate people anymore.
Never mind. Some random dude just walked past me and asked if I was having fun. I snarled at him. I might still kinda hate people.
Do you remember whose house we're in?
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
It took me an hour to walk from my drive way to my front door... what the fuck was in that weed?
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