he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
Maybe he meant to say like I love fucking you? But just forgot the fucking part.. That's what I'm telling myself.
I'm with some lesbians. Somehow I offended them and the Justin Beiber one told me I was fat.
You may now shotgun with the bride
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
If you bet guys that you can drink them under the table they will pay for your drinks all night until they pass out. I have this down to a science that I think even my dad would appreciate.
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
Here's a concept though: eating pasta while getting laid
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you don’t have to recycle anymore 😂💀
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
Trying to figure out these fractions. I bought 5 fifths of gin last week. Does that mean I have one whole gin? 5/5 = 1, right? You're having to homeschool your kids right now--so ask them.
Randomize
